1 00:00:13,759 --> 00:00:16,276 The secret ingredient is... 2 00:00:16,779 --> 00:00:18,080 Pineapple! 3 00:00:19,590 --> 00:00:22,736 Allez Cuisine! 4 00:00:28,945 --> 00:00:31,084 Woohoo! Aaaaaaaaahhh! 5 00:00:32,385 --> 00:00:34,692 Yes! Fuck yes! 6 00:00:37,041 --> 00:00:38,341 Pineapple Pizza Boat! 7 00:00:46,731 --> 00:00:48,004 5... 8 00:00:48,004 --> 00:00:48,969 4... 9 00:00:48,969 --> 00:00:49,724 3... 10 00:00:49,724 --> 00:00:50,535 2... 11 00:00:50,535 --> 00:00:51,262 1... 12 00:00:57,778 --> 00:01:02,364 [byte] ... pineapple, bell pepper, and bok choy stir fry 13 00:01:02,364 --> 00:01:06,448 with um, some of it's hot sauce and some of it's not, 14 00:01:06,448 --> 00:01:07,259 on rice. 15 00:01:08,992 --> 00:01:15,565 [peawee] We have a ramen, tofu, pineapple, tomato, green pepper 16 00:01:15,565 --> 00:01:18,109 I don't know what flavor ramen, whatever the package says. 17 00:01:17,494 --> 00:01:18,333 [byte] It's original. 18 00:01:18,613 --> 00:01:24,010 [peawee] Original flavor ramen, generic... meaty flavored that's completely artificial. 19 00:01:25,045 --> 00:01:27,282 And... we have... 20 00:01:27,282 --> 00:01:32,037 [byte] We have... Pineapple... Boat Pizza. 21 00:01:37,518 --> 00:01:42,272 Ramen... is a staple of college life. 22 00:01:42,272 --> 00:01:48,117 But... byte and peawee have made it a new experience for me. 23 00:01:48,117 --> 00:01:54,550 It's tasty and exciting, and the pineapples are an unexpected surprise. 24 00:01:54,550 --> 00:01:55,417 I like it. 25 00:01:56,144 --> 00:01:59,639 [leech] Unexpected... What the fuck is that, dude? 26 00:01:59,639 --> 00:02:01,569 [peawee] The unexpected surprise... 27 00:02:01,569 --> 00:02:05,121 which was provided by the guy who did not expect it. 28 00:02:06,435 --> 00:02:10,574 [byte] As unexpected as an expected theme ingredient could be. 29 00:02:11,721 --> 00:02:16,895 [peawee] It's as unexpected as... to the supplier of the surprise theme ingredient. 30 00:02:17,594 --> 00:02:20,307 [byte] I had no idea you were going to put this in there, even though I gave it to you. 31 00:02:22,432 --> 00:02:24,613 It reminds me of summer. 32 00:02:25,005 --> 00:02:28,892 I would say that it needed salt 33 00:02:28,892 --> 00:02:30,892 but, it didn't suck. 34 00:02:32,780 --> 00:02:33,870 [peawee] You sleep on the *garbled* 35 00:02:33,870 --> 00:02:35,017 [Kaga] It didn't suck. 36 00:02:35,101 --> 00:02:35,856 Hi hon! 37 00:02:35,856 --> 00:02:36,975 [byte] Ramen? Needs salt? 38 00:02:36,975 --> 00:02:38,960 No, I liked it, but... 39 00:02:38,960 --> 00:02:42,176 Yeah, it was good, except the lack of salt. 40 00:02:42,176 --> 00:02:42,708 But... 41 00:02:42,708 --> 00:02:45,532 [codecorvid] Do you know how many times your daily allowance of sodium 42 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:48,064 these things have in 'em? Like seven times! 43 00:02:47,518 --> 00:02:48,972 [peawee] We're looking out for your health! 44 00:02:49,224 --> 00:02:53,531 I think this dish shows that pineapple doesn't just have to be a fruit, 45 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:55,964 It is also a vegetable. [peawee] It is also a meat. 46 00:02:55,964 --> 00:02:57,809 Yes, it's also a meat. 47 00:02:58,229 --> 00:02:59,711 I think it's fantastic 48 00:02:59,711 --> 00:03:02,312 but, um, it's not hot enough because I'm used to really hot. 49 00:03:02,312 --> 00:03:05,332 And, again, lack of salt, you guys. 50 00:03:05,332 --> 00:03:08,129 Negative 20 cool points for that, lack of salt. 51 00:03:08,129 --> 00:03:11,317 Don't flick me off, [name elided], another negative 20 for you. 52 00:03:14,002 --> 00:03:15,233 Yeah, that's that. 53 00:03:15,233 --> 00:03:16,771 So, lack of salt, lack of hot, 54 00:03:16,771 --> 00:03:18,197 but otherwise very good. 55 00:03:19,008 --> 00:03:21,581 I like the contrast between the spiciness 56 00:03:21,581 --> 00:03:24,182 and then the sweetness of the pineapples. 57 00:03:24,433 --> 00:03:26,531 It reminds me of the sky. 58 00:03:28,796 --> 00:03:31,341 This dish is... is sweet, 59 00:03:31,341 --> 00:03:33,341 but also a little bit spicy. 60 00:03:34,222 --> 00:03:37,214 It's peaceful, at risk of being bland. 61 00:03:37,214 --> 00:03:38,724 I still like it, though. 62 00:03:38,836 --> 00:03:40,570 [leech] That's cool if you don't have enough for us, 63 00:03:40,570 --> 00:03:41,884 just give the judges some. 64 00:03:43,842 --> 00:03:44,793 [snowkitty] Watch your hands. 65 00:03:44,793 --> 00:03:45,884 [Kaga] Yeah, watch that thumb, dude. 66 00:03:48,848 --> 00:03:54,469 Um... this dish really is the best of both worlds. 67 00:03:54,469 --> 00:03:55,924 And um... 68 00:03:55,924 --> 00:03:58,832 by that I am of course referring to the classic episode of 69 00:03:58,832 --> 00:04:00,566 Star Trek: The Next Generation. 70 00:04:01,013 --> 00:04:07,585 The pizza has, uh, truly assimilated the pineapple, 71 00:04:07,585 --> 00:04:08,536 and, uh... 72 00:04:08,536 --> 00:04:10,242 resistance is futile. 73 00:04:11,165 --> 00:04:13,710 Pineapple and pizza... 74 00:04:13,710 --> 00:04:17,681 is basically like someone made a movie 75 00:04:17,681 --> 00:04:21,009 with Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris. 76 00:04:21,009 --> 00:04:26,183 And amazingly, neither managed to overpower the other. 77 00:04:26,183 --> 00:04:29,203 And it was a very pleasant stalemate, in the end. 78 00:04:29,203 --> 00:04:30,070 [sooj] Ah, wow. 79 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:30,770 Mm hmm. 80 00:04:31,553 --> 00:04:34,321 It reminded me of, um, 81 00:04:34,321 --> 00:04:36,321 the color mauve. 82 00:04:37,006 --> 00:04:41,565 From the outset, it was a visual abomination. 83 00:04:41,565 --> 00:04:43,271 But like a lark... 84 00:04:43,271 --> 00:04:46,095 But like a lark, hiding in a bramblebush, 85 00:04:46,095 --> 00:04:50,402 its beauty shone through from the interior in the end. 86 00:04:50,402 --> 00:04:51,269 And I was 87 00:04:51,269 --> 00:04:51,800 [Kaga] I agree. 88 00:04:51,800 --> 00:04:56,359 assaulted by a tumultuous myriad 89 00:04:56,359 --> 00:04:59,016 of varying flavors. 90 00:04:59,016 --> 00:05:02,064 It's very original, and I like it very much. 91 00:05:05,811 --> 00:05:08,077 [byte] Chairman Kaga is looking pleased about this one. 92 00:05:11,013 --> 00:05:14,033 [Kaga] I'm anticipating some unexpected surprises. 93 00:05:20,689 --> 00:05:24,493 Originally, I was going to use the persimmons instead of the pineapples, 94 00:05:24,493 --> 00:05:26,646 but since he busted out the pineapples, 95 00:05:26,646 --> 00:05:28,184 I figure, why not, you know. 96 00:05:28,184 --> 00:05:30,562 Persimmons, uh, if you blend that with, like, 97 00:05:30,562 --> 00:05:31,932 onion and garlic and stuff, 98 00:05:31,932 --> 00:05:35,456 it'll come out as this uh, thicker, more like puree 99 00:05:35,456 --> 00:05:36,742 that'll go well with this, 100 00:05:36,742 --> 00:05:39,595 and it actually has a better taste to it, so... 101 00:05:39,595 --> 00:05:41,595 I dunno, this works, I guess. 102 00:05:42,168 --> 00:05:45,663 I didn't think garlic and pineapple would work well together, but it does. 103 00:05:45,943 --> 00:05:47,565 That's uh... 104 00:05:47,565 --> 00:05:49,802 That is the unexpected surprise. 105 00:05:50,110 --> 00:05:52,991 I feel like at some point in the evening I want to say "subtle texture." 106 00:05:52,991 --> 00:05:54,991 I just wanted to get those words out. 107 00:05:55,983 --> 00:05:59,731 Now, actually, I've had some of leech's cooking before, 108 00:05:59,731 --> 00:06:02,639 and the vinegar is no surprise. 109 00:06:02,639 --> 00:06:05,827 But, it works well in this dish. 110 00:06:07,058 --> 00:06:14,133 [snowkitty] Alright, so, you get an option of a wet porridge with pineapple, 111 00:06:16,566 --> 00:06:21,125 or you get pineapple and cranberry steamed rice. 112 00:06:21,684 --> 00:06:22,747 It's hot it's hot it's hot 113 00:06:22,747 --> 00:06:23,446 move the cups move the cup 114 00:06:23,446 --> 00:06:25,446 it's hot it's hot it's hot it's hot it's hot! 115 00:06:26,271 --> 00:06:28,172 [leech] It's hot, I think it's hot. 116 00:06:28,172 --> 00:06:29,962 [byte] It might be a little hot. 117 00:06:29,962 --> 00:06:32,731 [peawee] It might be slightly warm to the touch. 118 00:06:33,682 --> 00:06:36,255 Alright, so, chicken 119 00:06:36,506 --> 00:06:39,946 with bamboo, and it has coconut milk in it, 120 00:06:39,946 --> 00:06:41,946 as well as pineapples. 121 00:06:42,659 --> 00:06:46,742 It reminds me, of the tides, 122 00:06:46,742 --> 00:06:50,378 my childhood on the beaches of, um... 123 00:06:50,378 --> 00:06:51,664 [halo] Illinois? 124 00:06:54,041 --> 00:06:57,006 This is... it's not almond dofu, 125 00:06:57,006 --> 00:07:00,445 we didn't have milk, so we used coconut milk instead, so... 126 00:07:00,445 --> 00:07:03,438 [leech] Almond coconut lychee pineapple 127 00:07:03,438 --> 00:07:05,312 [snowkitty] ... lychee pineapple juice 128 00:07:05,312 --> 00:07:07,213 [peawee] ... dofu... jello. 129 00:07:07,381 --> 00:07:09,423 I LOVE coconut, 130 00:07:09,423 --> 00:07:11,856 but I also LOVE pineapple. 131 00:07:11,856 --> 00:07:17,533 It's like they're... they're fighting to vie for the attention of my tastebuds, 132 00:07:17,533 --> 00:07:20,218 and this is the fight... that I win. 133 00:07:20,218 --> 00:07:22,147 This is really really good. 134 00:07:22,147 --> 00:07:23,741 It... It rocks. 135 00:07:23,741 --> 00:07:26,286 You guys didn't have dessert, I'm sorry, you fail. 136 00:07:26,286 --> 00:07:27,573 Ok, now this is cheating. 137 00:07:27,573 --> 00:07:31,628 She's loading up a judge that is known to love lychee. 138 00:07:31,628 --> 00:07:33,194 [snowkitty] Everyone likes lychee! 139 00:07:33,194 --> 00:07:37,948 All of a sudden, uh, team byte, is uh, uh... 140 00:07:37,948 --> 00:07:40,913 kind of shivering, ha ha. 141 00:07:40,913 --> 00:07:45,136 They're kind of uh, revoking on that pineapple pizza deal. 142 00:07:45,136 --> 00:07:47,136 We've been pwn3d. 143 00:07:49,470 --> 00:07:52,798 It reminds me of, um... 144 00:07:52,798 --> 00:07:56,518 It reminds me of a classic rock love ballad. 145 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:59,175 Derek and the Dominos, perhaps. 146 00:07:59,622 --> 00:08:04,041 [leech] In other words, he wants to rename this Orgy on the Beach, 147 00:08:04,041 --> 00:08:05,551 instead of Sex on the Beach. 148 00:08:06,026 --> 00:08:08,739 [byte] It wasn't called Sex on the Beach to begin with! 149 00:08:09,606 --> 00:08:12,850 This desert is like, 150 00:08:12,850 --> 00:08:18,667 all the memories of all the, the coconut puddings and pies I've ever had, 151 00:08:18,667 --> 00:08:21,744 congealed, into a bowl. 152 00:08:21,744 --> 00:08:26,554 And then, these lychees. Or lechees. Or lychos. 153 00:08:26,554 --> 00:08:31,028 Are... are like fond memories of one with someone else, 154 00:08:31,028 --> 00:08:34,496 and they gave them to me, as a gift. 155 00:08:34,496 --> 00:08:36,090 A beautiful gift. 156 00:08:38,775 --> 00:08:41,935 [peawee] codecorvid... you're amazing. 157 00:08:41,935 --> 00:08:42,970 [codecorvid] Thank you. 158 00:08:47,948 --> 00:08:49,850 In a moment, the results. 159 00:08:57,121 --> 00:08:58,435 Who will win this battle? 160 00:08:58,435 --> 00:09:01,931 Will it be Team byte and peawee, with their wildly creative Pineapple Pizza Boat? 161 00:09:01,931 --> 00:09:05,371 Or will it be Team leech and snowkitty snowkitty, with their coconut pineapple dessert? 162 00:09:05,371 --> 00:09:07,972 Are there more unexpected surprises yet to come? 163 00:09:07,972 --> 00:09:10,601 Who takes it? Whose cuisine reigns supreme? 164 00:09:11,552 --> 00:09:14,041 Tetsujin leech and snowkitty snowkitty. 165 00:09:22,291 --> 00:09:23,409 [byte] Well done, well done. 166 00:09:24,332 --> 00:09:25,954 [peawee] I got two at once! 167 00:09:26,374 --> 00:09:27,688 YAAY! 168 00:09:30,345 --> 00:09:31,855 OPPA! 169 00:09:32,498 --> 00:09:35,239 [codecorvid] Do you have any closing remarks? Any closing remarks? 170 00:09:35,239 --> 00:09:38,008 Umm... I don't know the exact score, 171 00:09:38,008 --> 00:09:41,811 but I'm going to say we won by one point. 172 00:09:41,811 --> 00:09:45,615 I agree, we probably won by just that much. 173 00:09:45,615 --> 00:09:48,020 I think it was the dessert that did it. 174 00:09:49,530 --> 00:09:52,998 [codecorvid] Anything you would have done differently, if you had it to do again? 175 00:09:52,998 --> 00:09:54,340 Dessert. 176 00:09:55,067 --> 00:09:56,102 Dessert. 177 00:09:56,102 --> 00:09:59,346 We would have busted out some pineapple something or other ice cream if we had it. 178 00:09:59,542 --> 00:10:01,024 We could have made ice cream. 179 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:02,394 In an hour? 180 00:10:03,429 --> 00:10:04,716 [Kaga] They do it all the time on Iron Chef. 181 00:10:04,716 --> 00:10:05,499 [byte] With some liquid nitrogen! 182 00:10:05,499 --> 00:10:06,953 [peawee] Wait a minute, we could make smoothies. 183 00:10:06,953 --> 00:10:07,596 [byte] Yeah, we could. 184 00:10:07,596 --> 00:10:08,967 [leech] Sorbet! Sorbet! 185 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:10,728 [snowkitty] You had no blender, that's what we were thinking. 186 00:10:10,728 --> 00:10:13,469 [peawee] So? We have knives! 187 00:10:13,469 --> 00:10:15,315 [byte making lame rapid chopping sound effects] 188 00:10:15,650 --> 00:10:20,908 [codecorvid] Here is the... the chilling aftermath of the epic battle. 189 00:10:21,943 --> 00:10:24,572 It's strewn about the field here. 190 00:10:25,355 --> 00:10:27,033 [Kaga] It's gruesome... it's a gruesome sight. 191 00:10:27,033 --> 00:10:31,451 [codecorvid] Carnage, and chopsticks, as far as the eye can see. 192 00:10:35,199 --> 00:10:39,002 And so, at the end of this fateful day... 193 00:10:42,694 --> 00:10:45,127 At the end of this fateful day, 194 00:10:45,127 --> 00:10:48,343 reputations were won and lost, 195 00:10:48,343 --> 00:10:50,636 sweat and blood were shed, 196 00:10:50,636 --> 00:10:51,699 [peawee] Blood! 197 00:10:53,433 --> 00:10:56,817 [codecorvid] and the Iron Chef has risen victorious. 198 00:10:57,208 --> 00:11:01,543 Join us again next time, as the Iron Chefs reconvene 199 00:11:01,543 --> 00:11:04,899 for a meeting of the minds... and um, 200 00:11:05,682 --> 00:11:08,115 more epic battles. Because we love those. 201 00:11:08,115 --> 00:11:10,660 [peawee] Nuclear holocaust, bitch! 202 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:13,848 [codecorvid] Thank you!