1 00:00:00,500 --> 00:00:02,700 Hi! I'm byte. 2 00:00:02,700 --> 00:00:03,900 And I'm leech. 3 00:00:03,900 --> 00:00:06,500 A long time ago, we hacked together a telephone handset 4 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:08,500 and a computer microphone, and with a local call, 5 00:00:08,500 --> 00:00:10,300 made a crappy internet radio show called 6 00:00:10,300 --> 00:00:11,600 Radio Free Somethingrather. 7 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:13,700 Well, we're back, and this time we've gotten our 8 00:00:13,700 --> 00:00:15,600 grubby little hands on a camera in an attempt to 9 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:18,000 bore you to death in DivX format. 10 00:00:18,000 --> 00:00:20,100 We're going to show you a bunch of stuff that we 11 00:00:20,100 --> 00:00:22,000 thought up while we were half awake and playing 12 00:00:22,000 --> 00:00:23,000 Resident Evil 3. 13 00:00:23,000 --> 00:00:25,800 But since this is the internet, no one will care. 14 00:00:25,800 --> 00:00:28,100 Exactly. There's also another important fact about 15 00:00:28,100 --> 00:00:30,300 the internet. We're not bound by FCC rules, 16 00:00:30,300 --> 00:00:32,700 so we can show and say whatever we want. 17 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:33,900 Like Shitcock. 18 00:00:33,900 --> 00:00:37,900 Shitcock indeed. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. 19 00:00:37,900 --> 00:00:39,900 It only gets worse from here. 20 00:00:41,200 --> 00:00:42,800 Ok, I think that was crap. 21 00:01:18,900 --> 00:01:21,800 We're in the country where there are no laws. 22 00:01:59,600 --> 00:02:02,900 Here's the end result. Don't tell mom. 23 00:02:10,400 --> 00:02:13,000 I'm so fucking stoned right now. 24 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:16,400 Dude, I could totally go for some White Castle right now. 25 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,800 Aaaaah. 26 00:02:38,600 --> 00:02:42,600 Stiller? Ben Stiller? 27 00:03:11,700 --> 00:03:13,200 'Ey, man. 28 00:03:13,200 --> 00:03:15,700 You speaka any English? 29 00:03:15,700 --> 00:03:19,700 You understand the words that are comin' outta my mouth? 30 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:24,800 I'll pour it on! 31 00:06:24,800 --> 00:06:26,500 That one's empty, or almost. 32 00:06:26,500 --> 00:06:30,500 Alright, now we're going to do the same principle as a shark attack. 33 00:06:31,100 --> 00:06:34,700 If you catch on fire, I am aiming for you first. 34 00:06:34,700 --> 00:06:38,000 [offscreen] Dude, if this roof catches on fire, I'm jumping. 35 00:06:38,000 --> 00:06:41,100 No shit! That might be a smart idea. 36 00:06:41,100 --> 00:06:41,900 Whee! 37 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:44,500 I can feel the heat! 38 00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:56,000 I put you on medium. 39 00:06:56,000 --> 00:06:58,400 Get down, get down, get down. 40 00:07:18,100 --> 00:07:21,700 Freestyle! FREESTYLE! 41 00:07:23,700 --> 00:07:25,300 Hey, man, don't mess it up, man. 42 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:26,700 Ripped by Chip! 43 00:07:26,700 --> 00:07:29,700 We'll record this recording. 44 00:07:29,700 --> 00:07:33,200 I'm tellin' ya, man, just random footage, it's the best. 45 00:07:33,200 --> 00:07:36,900 [grandmaster edx sings Michael Jackson's "Beat It"] 46 00:07:39,200 --> 00:07:41,700 Forgot the dance, in the video, he's like... 47 00:07:41,700 --> 00:07:45,700 I used to memorize the dance when I was little, actually. 48 00:07:45,900 --> 00:07:47,700 [offscreen] But there's no pool hall. C'mon! 49 00:07:47,700 --> 00:07:48,700 I know. 50 00:07:50,700 --> 00:07:52,000 [offscreen] And there's no red leather. 51 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:54,700 I mean, without that, you can't do it. 52 00:07:57,900 --> 00:08:01,300 [Pip sings "Flashdance"] 53 00:08:09,900 --> 00:08:11,800 Can't hold my breath. 54 00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,700 [Leech sings "California Dreamin'"] 55 00:08:25,000 --> 00:08:27,200 [offscreen] I feel... He's makin' me dance, man. 56 00:08:27,200 --> 00:08:29,800 He has a sexy voice. 57 00:08:30,300 --> 00:08:32,200 He sounds like he's passing kidney stones. 58 00:08:32,200 --> 00:08:35,000 What the hell are you talking about? 59 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:42,700 Video Free Somethingrather has been brought to you by Pocky. 60 00:08:42,700 --> 00:08:44,400 And beer. 61 00:08:44,400 --> 00:08:46,400 And guns. 62 00:08:51,800 --> 00:08:54,700 There's fucking cars in the background. 63 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,200 Do the hair thing! 64 00:09:10,200 --> 00:09:12,000 Do the hair thing! 65 00:09:21,100 --> 00:09:22,700 And you have to duke it out with Ed, remember? 66 00:09:22,700 --> 00:09:26,400 'Cause he took away your fun. 67 00:09:26,400 --> 00:09:30,000 [Ed makes monkey noises]