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Well, the great megabyte upgrade is an official failure. Let's flash back to a couple weeks ago, when my SuperMicro SATA card arrived.

Initially, everything worked great. The card was detected, the drives were all found, and the new array was building. Then... nothing. Several times, the machine just froze for no apparent reason. Same thing happened when I put it in a 32-bit PCI slot. In a PC, it ran flawlessly. Deciding that maybe I should have researched things a little better and not bought a card whose driver is marked HIGHLY EXPERIMENTAL, I decided to resell the card and get a libata-recommended SIL3124-based board.

Today that card arrived. Immediately, things went sour. In a 64-bit PCI slot, the card produced kernel OOPSes. In a 32-bit slot, it worked, but only for a short while before the whole system became unstable. The card is sitting in a PC now, and it's running flawlessly. Moral of the story: The LX164 doesn't like modern PCI-X peripherals, no matter how PCI-backwards-compatible they may claim to be.

So, deciding to shelve the Alpha for another project (probably one involving VMS), I turned to my PIII machine and original storage monster, yomiko. I got about ten minutes into the idea of swapping yomiko's motherboard into the storagemonster case when I realized that yomiko is a circa 1998 Dell. Y'know, the ones that use Dell-specific pseudo-ATX power supplies with the auxiliary 3.3V connector. You can't use a regular power supply with these motherboards; you will toast your power supply, the motherboard, or both.

I could buy or make a power supply adapter, but the board is so hopelessly Dell-specific that it would be a test of sanity to get it to work elsewhere. I could buy another slot 1 motherboard, but that would cost me close to $30 for a computer that would get smoked by a $60 mobo/cpu combo from newegg. I've got a K6-2 I'm not using, but it's... a K6-2. YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'm just going to complete this wretched cycle and buy a modern motherboard. I've been fiddling with this for too long, and I need to get my server back in working order. For about $100, I can get a mobo/CPU combo and some RAM, or I can get a real monster if I don't care about the money. I haven't decided yet; this is a decision that can make or break a machine, and I'm not going to get anything approaching the utility of an Alpha board for less than $300. (And I would pay that much if I could get a PC motherboard with SRM on it)

Oh, and don't worry about megabyte. Just like in the fourth season of ReBoot, he'll be back. :)

Vegeta! What does glxgears say about his FPS level?

IT'S OVER 9000! *crushes glxgears*

The day the iPod Touch was announced, Mike called me. "Isn't this what you were looking for?" he asked. "A pocket computer that has wifi and isn't tied to a crappy cell phone?" Yeah, it's true, that's pretty neat, but I already have one. You see, the iPod Touch (with a little hacking) is a great little pocket computer, but Nintendo does it better. :) The device I already have is a hacked Nintendo DS.

To say that the Nintendo DS can outperform an iPod in the iPod game is pretty far-fetched, but for most uses (and indeed, all the things I use it for), it performs admirably. The homebrew hacker culture on the DS even brings some notable advantages, like Ogg Vorbis support. A hacked DS does require some extra hardware. I'm using a Supercard SD with a 1GB SD card, a combo that will cost you about $65.

Because I'm a pedant, let's do a side-by-side comparison. For each category, the better stats will be in bold. For situations where there is no clear winner, or where it is a matter of personal preference, I'll leave both columns un-bolded.

	Nintendo DS	iPod Touch
Audio Playback	MP3, Ogg Vorbis, AAC, MIDI, WAV, FLAC, MOD, SPC, MDX(no PCM), GBS, HES, NSF, XM, S3M, SID	AAC, Protected AAC, MP3, Audible, Apple Lossless, AIFF, WAV
Video Playback	MPEG-1 video with MP2 audio (DPG format). 256x192@20fps, 256x144@24fps	Low Complexity H.264 video, up to 1.5 Mbps, 640x480@30fps; Baseline Profile H.264 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640x480@30fps; Simple Profile MPEG-4 video, up to 2.5 Mbps, 640x480@30fps (M4V, MP4, and MOV format)
Image Formats	JPEG, BMP, GIF, PNG, RAW	JPEG, BMP, GIF, TIFF, PSD (Mac only), and PNG
Other Features and Formats	TXT, VCard, IRC client, text-only web browser, file browser, Scribble pad, WAV recorder (Opera web browser available for $40)	Safari Web browser, Youtube player, iTunes Wi-Fi Music Store
Wi-Fi	2Mbit 802.11b	802.11b/g
Screen	Dual 256x192 screens, lower screen is touch-sensitive	480x320, 163 pixels per inch, multi-touch sensitive
Audio I/O	Built-in stereo speakers and microphone, 3.5mm stereo headphone jack, proprietary microphone jack	3.5mm stereo headphone jack
Software	Several free, open source projects including DSLinux, MoonShell, and DSOrganize. Active developer community with hundreds of homebrew utilities and games.	Proprietary Apple system software, not user modifiable
Video Games	Plays games from a library of thousands of DS and GBA games. Plays NES, GameBoy, and other systems with homebrew emulators.	Er...
Storage	Uses industry-standard and widely-available removable SD cards in capacities up to 2GB	Non-removable internal flash, 8 or 16GB
Battery	Removable 850mAh Li-Ion, provides 6-8 hours of gameplay or video playback, probably about 20-25 hours of audio playback. (I haven't tested it)	Non-removable Li-Ion, provides 5 hours video playback or 22 hours audio playback
Price	$185: $130 Nintendo DS, $40 SuperCard, $15 1GB SD card	$299 for 8GB, $399 for 16GB

It is interesting to note that for an extra $75-85, you can get 8GB worth of SD cards instead of the 1GB, but that would be some kind of management nightmare pulled straight from the days of floppy-only home computers. Eventually someone will come out with a homebrew cartridge that supports SDHC.

Surely this is comparing apples (hah) and oranges, but it's not a clear decision, either. For most people, the iPod Touch is an easier device for most of what they want to do, but as a portable computer, the DS is much more versatile and useful. Also, I love the Mega Man 2 soundtrack, so NSF support is a big big plus. :)

So in the end, to each their own. I can't watch youtube on my DS, but you can't play Metroid Fusion on your iPod. :P

As some of you may know, I have a rather esoteric bit of hardware in use as my main server. I call it Megabyte, after the viral villain from ReBoot, but more specifically, it's a DEC Alpha 164LX motherboard that I scrounged from the trash, housed in a full-tower AT case and put in charge of my home directory. I was a little worried at first that the board's unknown history might come back to bite me, but so far, it's been a perfectly rock-solid box. (Don't believe me? Try to lift the thing. :P)

Sometime last year, I became the caretaker of an unwanted DEC VT420 serial terminal, the perfect accessory for Megabyte. Well, sorta. You see, DEC designed a serial port that looks sort of like a phone jack, but with six conductors and an offset locking tab. It's called an MMJ, and it's the only connector the VT420 has. The 164LX on the other hand, was designed to capture part of the IBM PC market, and so has two DB9 serial ports. What to do? The answer is every RS232 geek's wet dream: build my own adapter.

A little internet shopping later, I had a 6' straight-through MMJ cable and a wire-it-yourself MMJ to DB9 adapter. After an initial failure to get it working, I realized that the plans I found on the intertron were for a crossed cable, so I whipped out a multimeter, put my ECE 437 skills to use, and wired it myself. For those who may find this, here's the wiring diagram for a MMJ-DB9 adapter when used with a straight-through MMJ cable.

 MMJ Pin
/  adapter wire color
| /  MMJ function
| | /||          DB9 function
| | |||         /||  DB9 pin
| | |||         ||| /
1 B DTR   <->   CTS 8
2 Y TX    <->   RX  2
3 G TX-   <->   GND 5
4 R RX-   <->   GND 5
5 K RX    <->   TX  3
6 W DSR   <->   RTS 7

It is important to note that 3 and 4 on the MMJ are both ground. I soldered the wires together, but I'm not sure if that's necessary. It may also be important to note that I haven't actually gotten hardware flow control working, so the RTS/CTS may be completely wrong. In order to use the VT420 on the SRM console, I have to use it at 9600bps, so it's not a problem, anyway.

I've decided to upgrade Megabyte into a respectable storage monster, so I've ordered a new case, 2TB worth of drives, and an 8-port SATA card. Since the current NetBSD I have installed on it doesn't support the card, I'm forced to install Linux. And since the platform has been dead for four years, the only distro still carrying the flag is Debian, most likely because they're still trying to catch up with 2002. (That's not true — they're at least caught up with 2005 now). I'm happy to report that the install went flawlessly using the VT420, and that I've gotten back up to speed in just a few hours.

If only work was this easy...

Even though I'm very clearly a technically minded geek, I've always considered myself an artist. I took art every year I was in high school, and it was probably overall my favorite class. Over the years, I've dabbled in drawing, painting, chalking, sculpting, 3D modeling, comics, vector art, pixel art, electronic music, cinematography, short stories, and poetry. And I'll be completely unhurt if you tell me I'm not skilled in any of those areas, because I agree with you 100%. Fortunately, art is not like engineering. You can continue to fail at art and still call yourself an artist. :)

Unfortunately, art that does not inspire and amaze people is well... useless. I was inspired recently by My Little Dead Dick (NSFW, but not exactly for the reasons you're thinking), a true story written in photographs and small pieces of text, of two people who met through their love of photography, fell in love, and pursued their dreams of taking photos together while traveling around the world. It's the sort of thing you'd see in a movie shown at the Cannes Film Festival. I guess love really does happen like that sometimes.

So I thought for a while... What is it that I do that amazes people? And of course, the answer came quickly, with an accompanying "Duh." It's something I've been doing in my spare time since I learned about the PRINT command in MS BASIC on the Radio Shack TRS-80. I make the computer output interesting things on screen for fun. Or, in classic computer lingo, I make display hacks. Quite possibly the most famous display hack is Munching Squares, circa 1962, but the tradition lives on in programs like XScreenSaver, which is full of all kinds of interesting hacks.

Realizing now that I've never actually made a proper gallery for my work in this area, I've set up Hacks! over at the Dominion of Awesome. The displays and the languages have changed, but the fun remains the same. Where once I was abusing SCREEN 7 in GWBASIC, now I'm abusing the canvas tag with JavaScript.

So please check it out, I'm pretty proud of the stuff up there, and I think you'll like it, too.

I would like to state for the record that I couldn't stop giggling while I was making this, and that I'm still giggling about it. Hehe.

Rowling finally shows some talent in The Prisoner of Azkaban, twisting the plot in ways that actually create tension. Rowling has already shown that she can create an enjoyable read — this one is actually interesting. No obvious red herrings this time, though anyone with a grasp of latin roots will be able to predict certain secrets.

Unfortunately, the giant sea squid is still lounging about the lake, apparently refusing to vanish in a puff of logic like it should. Hermione is still doing most of the thinking, and Harry is still relying on dumb luck. It's good, but it still has a ways to go to reach truly epic proportions.

And I'm beginning to think she's doing this on purpose:

It's easy to see that J.K. Rowling has matured as a writer from the first Harry Potter to the second. The story is still simple and accessible, but Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets flows more smoothly than its predecessor. Rowling brings new readers up to speed with the story without burdening them with pages of explanation. New characters are introduced smoothly and, with the exception of one obvious red herring, without any giveaway of their role in the story.

There's still nothing to speak of in the plot department; the story is still Scooby Doo with kid wizards. The villain, in contrast, was interesting and unexpected, and Rowling does a good job of showing exactly how twisted he is. A villain is a good villain in my book when, as he reveals the details of his sinister plot to the hero, I think, "Man, that's good. I wish I'd thought of that." (All villains are required by code to reveal their plans to the hero after they have incapacitated the hero. It's a union thing.)

As in the first book, though, Harry seems more like a passenger than the hero. Most of the moments that move the story along are done by others, and he constantly has to rely on dumb luck to get him out of trouble. The series should really be about Hermione. Harry's got the magic and the courage, but she's the one doing all the work. Sheesh.

And don't think I was going to let you get away without your moment of wang-zen:

In a conversation some time ago, my friends and I were thinking of games that brought fresh, original ideas to videogaming. Games that broke the mold, and in doing so, became ingrained in our culture. It's an awesome list, and here's just a few: Pac-Man, Space Invaders, Super Mario Bros., Ultima, Warcraft, Street Fighter II... and then one of my friends suggested Halo.

At first, it seems to fit with the others. It was a huge seller; the game is almost solely responsible for cementing the Xbox's position next to the PS2 back in 2001. It's a rock solid game, with an engaging single player storyline and great multiplayer fun. But... is it really revolutionary?

Answer: No.

It's hardly the first of its kind, FPS games have been around since id Software's 1992 hit Wolfenstein 3D. Network multiplayer was made popular a year later with DOOM, and Internet multiplayer came to play with Quake in 1996. Quake also pioneered the use of full 3D polygon graphics and hardware accelerated 3D, kickstarting the consumer-level 3D graphics card market. If you want to hand an award to the person responsible for popularizing the first person shooter genre, you should hand that award to John Carmack.

If you want to say that Halo is the game that brought engaging single-player storylines to the genre, you'd be wrong again. Half-Life did that in 1998. Halo isn't even the game that popularized FPS on standalone video game consoles. That honor goes to Rare's GoldenEye 007 (1997) and its spiritual successor Perfect Dark (2000) on the N64.

Where does that leave Halo? Dead in the water, as I see it. The only thing left Halo has above its ancestors is its excellent matchmaking system, but that's more of a feature of Xbox Live than of Halo itself. I mean, you pay monthly for the service, it had better be good, fer chrissakes.

So why is Halo so popular? Well, first, it does deserve it. It's a great game, even if it does borrow from so many games before it. Secondly, there is somewhat of a technical and cultural wall between console gaming and PC gaming.

Historically, PCs have been more powerful than consoles, and PCs' more extensive input systems have been better able to allow players to manipulate a 3D world. Most of the development of FPS games, therefore, had been done on PCs. The limited input and power of game consoles simply didn't allow the genre to be playable until the late 90's. It wasn't until Microsoft entered the console market and sucked a whole new generation of gamers into their clutches that FPS hit the console mainstream with Halo. (But the joke's on them... the Xbox is a PC)

The result is that there are tons of people who have played Halo but have no proper background in the genre. Through their own ignorance, they see Halo as revolutionary and groundbreaking when it really isn't. So if you see one of these twits, please smack them around until they understand the truth.

Only 100,000 more XP until I reach Lvl. 55 snobbery! :P

Remember, kids, it's not deus ex machina, it's wizardry!

I have decided that since the Harry Potter craze has died down, and along with it my automatic disdain for its popularity, that I should give the series an honest read-through. I have a lot of friends who have enjoyed it, and as a bibliophile, I'm honor bound to give it a chance. Is there really something magical about Harry and his adventures, or are the books merely the Pokemon of the fantasy genre?

Well, so far, it's leaning towards the latter. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone is an entertaining read, full of somewhat interesting characters and a simple, straightforward plot. Admittedly, it is a book geared towards middle schoolers, and I have to forgive its simple style as I'm not really the intended audience. Still, I have found nothing in the first book that causes it to stand above the crowd.

On a more technical note, I have to dock Mrs. Rowling some points for portraying a giant squid, a deep sea saltwater creature, as basking in the shallows of a lake, which is a body of freshwater. I understand that Mrs. Rowling is not a marine biologist and neither are her readers, but I'm certain that some gregarious squid-loving sixth grader read that and exclaimed, just like I did, "That's not right!"

I've read this somewhere before, quite likely on bash.org, that replacing "wand" with "wang" in the Harry Potter books makes them hilarious. I have to report 100% success with this experiment, and I leave you with this moment of wang-zen:

By now you know what Jabber does,
It lets you message just because.
But have I told you, I suppose...
Of all the places Jabber goes?

You can Jabber on your PC,
You can Jabber nice and easy.
You can Jabber at the zoo,
Or Jabber while you're on the loo!

On OS X, there is iChat,
But Adium is where it's at.
Miranda IM on Windows
Just stay away from Trillian Pro(s).

Linux folks have quite a few,
Psi and Pidgin name just two.
For those who have a stranger mind
There's even Jabber on Plan 9!

When away, the web is ready
You can Jabber with a Jeti!
If you are a Java hobo,
You can Jabber on with Meebo.

You can Jabber all alone,
By using Bombus on your phone.
If you don't need all that stuff,
moJab-tiny does enough.

If you don't have an account yet,
There's places on the internet,
Run by geeks with lots of fervor,
Try a public Jabber server!

Jabber lurks in every cranny,
It could be used by your granny.
It's in use by corporations,
To manage chat operations.

In Google Mail, look around,
A tiny chat box can be found.
From the home of whiny blog posts,
Fred the Goat does Jabber chat hosts!

It's been fun and it's been real,
With this I end my Jabber spiel,
I hope I've eased your message woes,
With all the places Jabber goes!