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Whatever it was you were looking for isn't here. Maybe I misplaced it. Maybe
you fat-fingered the address. Either way, it's not here, so you might as well
leave.
No, really. Go.
I'm serious, there's nothing here. Go play some Xbox or something.
Ok, fine. You want to hear a joke?
Alright, it goes like this:
Q: You're driving along in your motorboat, and all four wheels fall off, how
many pancakes does it take to cover the roof of a doghouse?
A: None, motorcycles don't have doors!
Hahahahahaha. Pretty great, huh?
What, you don't like that joke? You're free to leave, you know. There's plenty
of other interesting webpages out there on the internet.
How about some ASCII art?
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Well geez, if you think you can do better, go do it, then. I'm not going to
stand around here all day and take this kind of abuse. I'm leaving.
NO CARRIER
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